The Spice Melange

"He who controls the spice controls the universe."

"Health and long life are the gifts of the spice!"
 * 1/2 cup salt
 * 1/2 cup black pepper
 * 1/4 cup cumin
 * 1/4 cup paprika
 * 2 oz hot smoked paprika
 * 1/8-1/4 cup garlic powder
 * 1/4 cup good dark chili powder
 * 1/4 cup cayenne
 * 1 oz coriander
 * 1 oz sage
 * 1/2 oz dark ground mustard
 * 1 oz onion powder
 * 1/2 oz oregano powder
 * 1 oz red pepper flakes
 * 1/2 oz garam masala

Shake all up in a big jar. Rub it on meat. Use it in tacos. Eggs. Everything.